Pornhub's Wankband Lets You Masturbate To Charge Your Smartphone

The newest company to enter the wearable market is...Pornhub. I bet you didn't see that coming! Pornhub's wearable is appropriately called Wankband. What do you do with this Wankband? Well, you wear it on your good hand's wrist, and you wank hard of course!

The Pornhub Wankband lets you masturbate to charge your Smartphone. This one sentence alone sums up the entire product. Wankband works by harnessing the energy from moving your hand, and hence the Wankband, up and down (or whatever motion you prefer). Kinectic energy stored by a valve inside the Wankband is then used to charge your Smartphone.

Here's how Pornhub describes the Wankband:

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."

Kids, what did we learn today? Buy a Wankband from Pornhub, love yourself, and save the planet while charging your Smartphone.
Pornhub Wankband is in active development. The product is expected to be released later in 2015. Can't wait? Register to join the beta team here.

Wait, you really didn't think I'd give the link away, did you? Losers! Find it yourself (smirk).